I'm so self-less I amaze myself


My dear sweet children came home from school today loaded up with candy, temporary tattoos, and balloons. I, being the protecting and loving mother that I am, subjected myself to removing some candy so that they would not be tempted (particularly Julianne) to dump it on the floor. To further prevent my children from having to face such great a temptation I scarfed downed ate the candy. It was a trying time, but by golly I joyfully rose to the occasion. I should win an award for protecting my kids so well.

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